Funny SMS

dheaan say kholiya ga daraaz
wah wah
kahin us ma say b nikal na aye Faraaz

sardar 2 doctor
do u know, how 2 stitch?///
doctor: yes
sardar: den plzz stitch my shoe

Kahtay hain

car main agli wali seat par bachon ki waja say haadsaay hotay hain

Or

Peechli wali seat par HAADSOON ki waja say bachay hotay

well,
if you think you are so smart,
i bet you to tell me the biggest
word in English???
do it right now if you can.

sardar 2 his frnd:guess how many coins i hv in my pocket?///////
frnd:ok if i guess right den u gv me 1.?/////
sardar:o g! i ll gv u both of dem

patient 2 nurse: i luv u…….
also says tumne tu mera dil chura liya ha
nurse: jhooooota……..
main ne tu sirf tumhaari kidney churai hai………

Tu subah uthay tujhpe noor charhe
tu nahae dhoe tujhpe noor charhe
tu khana khaye tujhpe noor charhe

aapka talabgar: NOOR GUL KHAN

sardar saw a very high airtel tower & red light glowing on da top, seeing dis he said' india is developing fast, c dere r traffic signals 4 aeroplanes in da air

man: khan sahib ap bahut khoobsurat hen
jaisy Lebonese kiya raaz he?

pathan: oye hamara behen khoobsurat hy is ham
apna behen ki taraf gaya hy. . .

khan sahib ap dictionary nahi banaty kiyoo?

pathan: oye yara baqi sab tu Asaan hy bus mujhy alfaz yad
nahi arahy…..