Funny SMS

a man touched an electric current wire & was about 2 die…
suddenly lights went off….
& he was safe now……
he started dancing vd joy & shouted
aha
aha
aha
aha
geooooooo musharaf

a student was asked 2 write a signboard 4 da traffic rules near da colg campus……..
he wrote:-
drive carefully!
dont kill students,
wait 4 da teachers

faakky py faakka ho raha ha…
naaky py nakka ho raha hai…
hakoomat kr rahi hai mansobabandi.
pher bhi kaakky pe kaka ho raha hai

hum gaye the un k gher, kehna tha Dil se Dil milla lu Unnki Ammi ne khola derwaza, Hum Ghabra k Bolay, ANTI BACHO KO POLIO K QATRY PILLA LU,,, :)~

Pathan cycle ka Break haath mein lekar naach raha tha

Sardar : yeh kya kr rahay ho ?

Pathan : oye! yara dikhta nhi kya?
BREAK DANCE !

Teacher student se : "Larki aur ainak mein kya cheez mushtrik hai …?

Student :

Sir istamaal k waqt dono ki taangain kholni perti hain

Larka larki se : Parda ker lo agay sindhiyon ka mohala hai

thoi dair baad larki larkey se : ab tum parda kero agay pathano ka mohala hai

Sardar : Kash KHUDA nay minu brush bnaya honda tay mein teri zulfan vich phirna c.

Sardarni : thora vada bnaya honda te tu flush vich phirna c

1 Bacha ne chaddi utar k larki se pocha : tmhare pas ye hai ?
Bachi ne apni skirt oper ki aur boli : Mammi kehti hai agr tmhare pas ye hai to woh bohat mil jain gay

waqt ki dhaar k sath hum chalte hain
ise ada pe hi tu hamari log marte hain
sms ki dunia k hum betaj badsha hian
ise liye tu log humain sms karne se darte hain