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To stay happy is a gift of God and to make others happy is a great virtue. So if you are in a mood to laugh and make others laugh on your jokes and Funny SMS than hurry up and chose your Funny SMS from our collected works and enjoy by sending hilarious messages to your friends and family. Browse the Funny SMS jokes, Funny SMS quotes, Funny SMS messages and much new Funny SMS stuff.

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December 3rd, 2008     Funny SMS

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i again gonna bet you tell me,

December 3rd, 2008     Funny SMS

i again gonna bet you tell me,
the shortest word of English containing 'abcdef'???
do it
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try you talent…

i got answer of it……

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nojawan pathan ki shayri..

December 3rd, 2008     Funny SMS

nojawan pathan ki shayri..

oontni charhi chitaan par.
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wah wah wah….
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oontni charhi chitaan par…..
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wah wah wah,
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agey??????
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agey kiya, phir utar gai………

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pathan agar united states chala jay tu??

December 3rd, 2008     Funny SMS

pathan agar united states chala jay tu??
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guess???
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more….
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ary wapis ajayga aur kiya aur pareshan kiyo ho rahy ho………..

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1000 Iranian Equals one American,

December 2nd, 2008     Funny SMS

1000 Iranian Equals one American,

it is because,

1000 toman equals one Dollar…..

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Mom and Dad say I should make my life an example o

December 2nd, 2008     Funny SMS

Mom and Dad say I should make my life an example of the principles I believe in. But every time I do, they tell me to stop it.

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i again gonna bet you tell me,

December 2nd, 2008     Funny SMS

i again gonna bet you tell me,
the shortest word of English containing 'abcdef'???
do it
&
try you talent…

i got answer of it……

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Rone de aaj humko TU aansooo bahane de

December 2nd, 2008     Funny SMS

Rone de aaj humko TU aansooo bahane de
Baaho mein mujhe Le Le aur khud ko TU bheeg jaane de

Hai iss dil mein itna dard, ki tera daman bhi bheeg jaayega
Monday se intzaar me hoon… Yeh Saturday kab aayega….

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Newton suicide after watching Pakistani film

December 2nd, 2008     Funny SMS

Newton suicide after watching Pakistani film

u know why ?

SHAN had empty revolver

Villan fired at SHAN

He catches the bullet
put it into revolver and
shoot him

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boy said 2 his girlfrnd:"darling!mere kaan ma

December 2nd, 2008     Funny SMS

boy said 2 his girlfrnd:"darling!mere kaan main kuch garam sa, naram sa,kuch mitha sa, kuch namkin sa kaho"…..
girl(sharmate huye):
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HALWA POORI!!!!!!

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