Funny SMS

If ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round….Ur heart is beating fast ,do u think its LOVE? na Munna na its called high B/P…

Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I dont worry I dont cry, Im just happy that cows cant fly!

i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window… I look down & den… i lauf again

One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using Pigeon instead of mobile. The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message. He angried and called to rani.She told stupid This was a missed call

Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?…. It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins !

Sheikh: ye kela kitne ka hai?
kela wala: 1 Rs
sheikh: 60 paisa ka deta ha?
kela wala: 60 paise mei tu sirf chilka mile ga
sheikh: Le 40 paise, chilka rakh or kela de.

SONY KI DEEWAAR KIYA TOREE
PIYAR BHERA DIL TOR DIYA
SIRF EK RUPEY KEE KHATIR
TUM NE SMS KERNA CHOR DIYA

Girl to Boy : Shadi k liye
konsi date rakhen

Boy : 22 December

Girl : koi khas waja

Boy : han
SAAL ki sb se lambi
raat hai eis liye

Arz kiya hai
Ek jhalak kafi hai

Dil ka mareez bananay k liye

Tu nay itni lambi
SHALWAAR pehni hai

Eik chhoti c cheez
chupanay k liye

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