Funny SMS

Ab Full corruption ki bari hai,
Q k ab daur-e-zardari hai,
Ab lootna maal sarkari hai,
Q k ab daur-e-zardari hai,
Ab aap ki izzat aapki apni zimmadari hai,
Q k izzat ka shikari Asif Ali zardari hai,
Ab photi Qismat hamari hai,
Q k ab

Zardari ka Farman,
Subse pehlay sadar-e-Pakistan,
Mulk ko bana do Qabristan,
Khatam karo musalman,
Dollar hai apna Eman,
Or Bush hai Abba jaan,

1 Zardari ko dekha to aisa laga
Jese khana kharab,
Jese total azaab,
Jesey Aadi faqeer,
Jesay murda zameer,
Jese Naasoor ho koii sartaa howaa,
Ek zardari ko dekha to aisa laga,
Jese bijli ka taar
Jese khanjar ki dhaar,
Jesey doz

Girl come late
Boy;chaand sitaron ko neend aarhi hai tere maan ko chodoon abh aa rahy hai,
Girl; maa ki choot ka na da wasta utarti hoo salwar nasta kar la.

Sardar;Agar operation sa mujha kuch hojaya to tum usi doctor sa shaadi kar lana .
Biwi/ aisa kio kah raha ho
Sardar; to kia karoo doctor ko maaf kardoon.

Sindhi na apna beta ka naam mqm rakha logo na poocha aap na apna dushman ka naam kio rakaha hai taka sabh ko pata chala ka mein har roz mqm ki maa chodta hoo.*

Wife aap apna best friend ka biwi ka janazay per nhn gaya ho.
Husband; kis munhsa jayoo woh mujha apni 3rd bivi ka jnaazay per bula raha hai aur mein na ek baar bhi nh bulatya hai,

Santa yar uth zalzala aaraha hai sara ghar hill raha hai
Banta; ghar giraga to makaan malik ka hum to khareedar hain/

1st kid'yar yeh baghwan ki zibaan bahar kio hoti hai'.
'2nd kid 5 ka har daal kar 50 lakh mango ga to zibaan bahar nikla gi nhn to kia hoga.

In pathanoo sa dushmani achi nahin faraz…..Teri party ka larkay chiknay hain kuch to khayak karo.