Funny SMS

tEACHER : wAT IS
DIFFERENCE B/W

1. Call Girl
2. Girl frnd
3. Wife

Student

1. Prepaid
2. Postpaid
3. Zond (1 number free sari Life saari raat )

A reporter asked
NASEEBO LAL What is
the main reason for
divorce ?

Naseebo replied "MARRIAGE"

Plz pass this msg
to all ur frnds

A person with blood
group B+
Contact # 03346412173
urgently needs 2 bottles

of
PEPSI
with
1 large Pizza
THANKS

Sikh: Kal mri bv ka purse se 2000 ley gaiya

Pathan : Jhoot bolti hai
1500 thay meine khud ginay thay

Sikh : Paisay ka masla nhi
Bus tu admi ka pta kr yar

Considering his achievements
of creating shortage of
wheat
gas
power
sugar
water
Musharaf has been given
the title of Quaid-e-Qillat !!

Aaeen men ek aur tarmeen,
Ab new quomi tarana
Musharraf sir zameen shad baad,
Kishwar-e-Haseen shad baad,
Tou nishan-e-corruption aalishan,
Arz-e-Musharafstan,
Shad bad opposition sari barbad,
Musharaf sir zameen ka nizam,
atay, ga

Kid
Pid
Did
Sid
Fid
Wid
Lid
Gid
Hid
Jid
Sid
Mid
Pid
Vid
Lid
Qid
Pareshan nahi ho,
ye chaudhry shujat
press conference ker raha tha.

M Ali Jinnah = Qaid-e-Azam
Liaqut Ali = Qaid-e-Millat
Fatima Jinnah = Madar-e-Millat
Pervez Musharraf = Qaid-e-Qillat :p

Asif zardari ne Islmabad men
Nawaz sharif k sath mil ker Coca Cola pi
or Nawaz Sharif ne kaha k
judge kub bahal hongay?
to Zardari ne kaha..

Zardari ne awam k vote ka kesa sila dia!
=
Itni mahengai ki k hansto ko rula dia
Socha tha k shayud salary barhay gi,
=
Salary ghanta barhi, GHANTA barha dia