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To stay happy is a gift of God and to make others happy is a great virtue. So if you are in a mood to laugh and make others laugh on your jokes and Funny SMS than hurry up and chose your Funny SMS from our collected works and enjoy by sending hilarious messages to your friends and family. Browse the Funny SMS jokes, Funny SMS quotes, Funny SMS messages and much new Funny SMS stuff.

Aamir khan launch a new film jis ki cast mei shami

December 12th, 2008     Funny SMS

Aamir khan launch a new film jis ki cast mei shamil hei

ASIF ZARDARI
REHMAN MALIK
SHERI REHMAN
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FAZL-UL-REHMAN

FILM NAME

"HARAMZADEY ZAMEEN PAR"

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1 pathan motorwy pr cigratte pita howa bagh rha th

December 12th, 2008     Funny SMS

1 pathan motorwy pr cigratte pita howa bagh rha tha k us se kisi ne pocha ye kya kr rhy ho?
PATHAN: mei ye dekh raha honn k 1 cigratte kitne kilometers chalti hai

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kabhi aati thi darwaze k pichay se maa ki awaaz…

December 12th, 2008     Funny SMS

kabhi aati thi darwaze k pichay se maa ki awaaz………….
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agar kar li ho tou aa k dhou dhoon' FARAZ

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kia ho raha hai ye? kis se bat kr rahe ho?

December 11th, 2008     Funny SMS

kia ho raha hai ye? kis se bat kr rahe ho?

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PRINCIPAL :Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya t

December 11th, 2008     Funny SMS

PRINCIPAL :Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.
MUNNA BHAI :Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu

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woh kon si jagah hy,

December 9th, 2008     Funny SMS

woh kon si jagah hy,
jahan Pathano ka jaana mamnoo hy?
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guess???
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more???
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ary bhai LABORATORY or LIBRARY men aur kahan.

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Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.

December 9th, 2008     Funny SMS

Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.
Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?

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Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.

December 9th, 2008     Funny SMS

Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.
Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?

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pagal chinese se tum american ho? chinese:nahi mai

December 9th, 2008     Funny SMS

pagal chinese se tum american ho? chinese:nahi main chinese hon pagal:nahi tum american ho chinese:guse sehan han main american hon pagal:lagty to chinese ho\|\

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Girl to Boy : Shadi k liye

December 9th, 2008     Funny SMS

Girl to Boy : Shadi k liye
konsi date rakhen

Boy : 22 December

Girl : koi khas waja

Boy : han
SAAL ki sb se lambi
raat hai eis liye

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