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Aj boys ne 2 faislay kiye hain:- Pehla faisla: Aaj
December 13th, 2008 
Aj boys ne 2 faislay kiye hain:- Pehla faisla: Aaj say kisi AJNABI lrki ko lift nhi krwain gay. Doosra: Aaj say kisi lrki ko AJNABI nhi smjhain gay!
A punjabi kurri went to sardar's shop & s
A punjabi kurri went to sardar's shop & said : Lipton di chaa hai
Sardar G : meno te nhi teno hai te lipt jaaa
Wife : Agar mein bohat kamyabi k saath Pakistan ki
Wife : Agar mein bohat kamyabi k saath Pakistan ki sub se oonchi chowti K-2 per charh jaon to tum mujhay kya do gay ?
Husband : Dhakka !
sardar ko khwab main kisi ne qatal kar dia,
sardar ko khwab main kisi ne qatal kar dia,
subha sardar ne apna HBL ka account close krwa dia;
kiwn?
kiwn k HBL aap k khwbon ko haqiqat main badal sakta hai.
jahan khwab wahan HBL;;;
khan sahib apko sab se ziyada
khan sahib apko sab se ziyada
kis sy muhabbat hy
Mother?
Father?
Brother?
Sister?
Son?
Daughter?
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Pathan:oye khana khana kharab hum ko Sood sy muhabbat hy….
Pathan agar Iran ko nuclear support
Pathan agar Iran ko nuclear support
karen tu kis ke ke liye Aasani hy?
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Socho?
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guess what??
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janab (America) United States ki Aasani he…
na nuclear stuff banega na tension…
wo konsi jaga he jahan
wo konsi jaga he jahan
pathan ka jana mamnoo he?
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socho janab?
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guess what?
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Ary janab Leboratory men or kahan.
wahan pathan jaenge tu Experiment kon
karega????????????????????
khan sahib ap itny khush kiyoo hen?
khan sahib ap itny khush kiyoo hen?
pathan: aj hum ny history badal di,
log kehten hen pathan bol nahi sakty,
aj hum English bola or sary American hairan reh gay,
un ko kuch samajh nahi aaya…
Khan sahib agar koi haseena apko
Khan sahib agar koi haseena apko
shaadi ka offer kary tu??
pathan: oye qasam ham phir 4 ki bajay 6 puri nawar khaega….