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To stay happy is a gift of God and to make others happy is a great virtue. So if you are in a mood to laugh and make others laugh on your jokes and Funny SMS than hurry up and chose your Funny SMS from our collected works and enjoy by sending hilarious messages to your friends and family. Browse the Funny SMS jokes, Funny SMS quotes, Funny SMS messages and much new Funny SMS stuff.

Wife:What will u give me if i climb the great Moun

December 13th, 2008     Funny SMS

Wife:What will u give me if i climb the great Mount Everest? Husband:Le, isme pucchne wali kya baat hai DHAKKAA!!

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Best Message Of The Year: Women Live A Better, Lon

December 13th, 2008     Funny SMS

Best Message Of The Year: Women Live A Better, Longer & Peaceful Life.. !! Why? Very Simple&&&.. A Woman Does Not Have A Wife

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ek pathan apny hi area men

December 13th, 2008     Funny SMS

ek pathan apny hi area men
punjabi sy har geya pucho kaisy????
kiyon ke pathan ny challange kiya
agar men har jaon tu sary voters ko
20 20 hazar donga….
Haroon…….

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Haroon ki Shayeri mulahiza kijiye!

December 13th, 2008     Funny SMS

Haroon ki Shayeri mulahiza kijiye!

Ountini charhi pahar par,

wah wah wah

Janab Ountni charhi pahar par,

wah wah wah !
phir agy kiya hua batao?

wapis utar gai aur kiya bataooo…

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Duniya ke 7 badtareen Aafaton ke naam

December 13th, 2008     Funny SMS

Duniya ke 7 badtareen Aafaton ke naam

1:Earthquake

2:Hurricane

3:Volcano

4:Landslide

5:Cyclone

6:Pathan

7:Sardar !!! 😉

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Wo maangti thi main deta na tha Jawab uss k sawalo

December 13th, 2008     Funny SMS

Wo maangti thi main deta na tha Jawab uss k sawalon ka Abhi rakha hi tha k choot gaya Haath se phool gulab ka Wo kehti thi peeche se nahi aage se karo Deedar mere husne shabab ka Wo kehti thi bara dard hota hai jub under jata ha!!! Kaano mein ik ik lafz j

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Gents toilet me likha tha "Aap ka Mustaqbil a

December 13th, 2008     Funny SMS

Gents toilet me likha tha "Aap ka Mustaqbil aap k Haathoon me ha" Ladies toilet me likha tha "Apney Mustaqbil me Ungliyian na marain

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A pathan said 2 hs frend: 'mujay samjh nahi a

December 13th, 2008     Funny SMS

A pathan said 2 hs frend: 'mujay samjh nahi aati k log mahina mahina kaisay nahi nahatay? Mujay tu 27vein din kharish hona shuru ho jati hai,…

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Frog: Pathan ka dimagh nai hota Pathan:Hota hai Fr

December 13th, 2008     Funny SMS

Frog: Pathan ka dimagh nai hota Pathan:Hota hai Frog:Nae hota, Nae hota,Nae hota &jumps in water Pathan:Lo btao! Is men khudkusi karne KEY KYA BAAT HAI

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Wife saw Sign Board Nylon saree Rs.8 Cotton saree

December 13th, 2008     Funny SMS

Wife saw Sign Board Nylon saree Rs.8 Cotton saree Rs.5 Banarasi saree Rs.10 Wife: Give me Rs.500. I'll buy 50 sarees Husband: Andhi ye Dhobi ki Dukan ha.

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