Funny SMS

Girl: Suno Ma'z agar men ap ko rozana 1000 ka card
gift kardoo tu??

Boy: men tu khushi ke mary pagal ho jaonga,

Girl: Ary nahi meri jaan men qasam sy apko
pagal nahi hony doongi…….

Girl: mujhy Hammad sy Muhabbat hy
magar daddy se darti hoo,

Hammad: ary fikr na karo men ap ke sy keh
diya "Ap ki daughter meri sister hy fikr na karo"

boy : Kaash koi LAdki mujh par marti !

boy2: Lo karlo baat, janab agar maregi tu phir
kiya faida……………………

once a girl was looking three guys
who were getting in a car,
three of 'em start shoutin'
boy 1:"Yar ye tu mujhy dekh rahi hy"
boy 2:"ary nahi yar mujhy dekh rahi hy"
boy 3: "chalo usi sy puchty hen&quot

Pehli dafa insan jb dalta hy to nervous hota hy
Ahista se dalo to phisal k pura andr chala jata hy,
phir ajib-o-gharib awazein aane lagti hein
Lekin tum bilkul na ghabrana, confidence se daley rehna or us waqt tk na nikalna jb tk apki Money na

Sheikh Boss 2 worker: Tumne is saal Mehnat se kam kia,
Iss liye 5000 ka Bonus Cheque de raha Hun,
Agar isi Terha kam karoge to agle saal iss pr sign b kr dunga

DOSTO !!! Apni Mehbooba Ko Chand Mat Kehna..
Suna hai uss per bhi 2-4 bandy charh chukay hain…..:-D.

Y Luv maRRiaGe iS beTTer tHn aRRangEd ? . . . . .
Bcz "A Kn0wN DeviL iS bEttEr tHn aN UnKnoWn gHost'' 😉

Y Luv maRRiaGe iS beTTer tHn aRRangEd ? . . . . .
Bcz "A Kn0wN DeviL iS bEttEr tHn aN UnKnoWn gHost'' 😉

Pakistan Air Force Se Panga Mat Lena FaRaz..

Wrna Maar Girain Gy Tumhary Sary Jahaaz..

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