Funny SMS

Dunia ka sitam Taqdeer ka gum

har hal me sehna parta hai

Shikway bhi zuban pe attay hain

khamosh bhi rehna parta hai….

Nights r going sleepless .
Days r going restless… . Ohhh GOD…am I in Love???? .
GOD says: . IDIOT, u r in PAKISTAN !!;-

Name: Katrina kaif
D.O.B: 15 OCT 1985
Weight: 49 kg
Height: 5'9'
Colour: wheatish
Birth place: London
Dream: Shadi karun gi to sirf.. LIAQUAT sy

lawyer jab tumahara rape hua to tum nakiya mehsoos kiya.girl.bas ji. kiya bataoon ladoo agar zabardasti bhi khilaya jaye lagta to meetha hi hai na:::

Sami ullah.032132
65379.)1 sahab ny
apny nam ki ghant
i lagwai jo bhi ghante
dyta to awaz os k nam ke
ate.osy dykh kar
dosry sahab aysa
kya.jo ghante dyta
awaz ate(khalil)
barish any k bad k
isi ny ghante de to
awaz ayi zalil zalil

Kaash ke Scientist sary Pathan hoty,

na hoti unhen aqal na bana sakty wo bomb…..

Khan sahib Aqalmand or bewaquf men kiya farq hy???

Pathan: oye such poocho tu aqalmand hamesha pareshan hoty hen or bewaquf hamesha la parwah hoty hen,

man: oh tu isi liye ap ko koi parwah hi nahi……..

Girl: men tum sy ek condiotion men dosti karoongi,

Boy: nothin' is impossible for me batao,

Girl: men apko 20 chinese logon k name deti hoo,
mujhy sirf itna batao ke male name kahan hy
and female name kahan hy……???

boy: men tumahary liye apna sab kuch chor
sakta hoo,

Education,

parents,

business,

friends,

country,

tum kiya kar sakti ho mere liye???

Girl: just previous boyfriend chor sakti hoo……………..
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Fahad: Aj mujhy ek ladki bahut hi muhabbat
wali nazron sy dekh rahi thi,jaisy mujhy pehly
sy janti ho,

Sa'd: Kaash ke tujhy usi waqt pata chalta ke becahari
nabeena thi…………