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To stay happy is a gift of God and to make others happy is a great virtue. So if you are in a mood to laugh and make others laugh on your jokes and Funny SMS than hurry up and chose your Funny SMS from our collected works and enjoy by sending hilarious messages to your friends and family. Browse the Funny SMS jokes, Funny SMS quotes, Funny SMS messages and much new Funny SMS stuff.

Pathan apny mehman sy:

July 8th, 2010     Funny SMS

Pathan apny mehman sy:
''O Yara, iss Pankey k neechey betho, tumhe swaab hoga."

Dost: Swaab, wo kese?

Pthan:
Hum ye panka msjid se utaar k laee hy..

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Kya ap jante hain k ap k nam pe Karachi mai aik r

July 8th, 2010     Funny SMS

Kya ap jante hain k ap k nam pe Karachi mai aik road hai?

Bandar Road… ;->

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In barishon se kaho k mere angan me yun na brsa kr

July 8th, 2010     Funny SMS

In barishon se kaho k mere angan me yun na brsa krein Faraz,

Meri China ki chaplein keechar me phisalti hain…….!! 😀

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life is the art of drawing wit out eraser,so be ca

July 7th, 2010     Funny SMS

life is the art of drawing wit out eraser,so be carefull while taking any small dicision aboutvalueable pages of life!!!!

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July 7th, 2010     Funny SMS

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Love Is Not Only Made For Lovers!

July 6th, 2010     Funny SMS

Love Is Not Only Made For Lovers!

It Is Also Made 4 True Friends.

A True Friend Can Love More Than A Lover!

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Teacher: Which was the first silent film in URDU?

July 6th, 2010     Funny SMS

Teacher: Which was the first silent film in URDU?

Student: If the film was silent, how could you know it was URDU.. ;->

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Mayoos Ho Ker Na Jao

July 6th, 2010     Funny SMS

Mayoos Ho Ker Na Jao
Humari Mehfil Se "DOST"

Thori Dair Aur Betho Bas
Langar Khulne Hi Wala Hy

(,")/'
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/ \_ Ruk Oye Biryani Hy =P

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Memon ne FM radio par call ki:

July 6th, 2010     Funny SMS

Memon ne FM radio par call ki:

mjhe 1 wallet mila hai jis main credit card ATM card,15000 Rs,or id card hai , jispe clifton ka Address likha hai

Host: To aap unka Wallet wapis krna chahte hain??

Memon: 0 nahi n

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D below actions r performed by d trained professio

July 5th, 2010     Funny SMS

D below actions r performed by d trained professionals. So plz don try dis at home..
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I AM STUDYING! 😛

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