Funny SMS
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larka: mujh tum muhabbat he,
December 17th, 2008 
larka: mujh tum muhabbat he,
larki:apni auqat dekhi he kamini,
Larka:kioo dukan tu nahi kholni,
larki:kiooo tu itna gira hua hy kia???????????????????????????
agar pathatan news cast kary tu:??
agar pathatan news cast kary tu:??
aj ek khud hamla awar ny khud ko market men
bomb sy ura liya, hamla war ke elawa sab halaak hogay…
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Amriki sadar bush ko joote par gae,ye humari taraf
Amriki sadar bush ko joote par gae,ye humari taraf se alwidaaie hamla hy,joota 10num ka tha,pehle ek kha chuka tha,ye dusra tha:bush,naye sadar obama ko b aisey he jootey parahn ge;ehtiyaat laazmi hy:iraqi sahaafi
An Announcement in P.I.A Aircraft: Mr. President,
An Announcement in P.I.A Aircraft: Mr. President,
We are about to Land,
Could you Please Put Sherry Rehman On HER Seat, Thank you…!!
Pathan Names:
Pathan Names:
Born in JUNGLE: SHER KHAN In Summer: Sharbat Khan
In WAR: BAROOD KHAN
Near 0cean: SAMANDAR KHAN
Near garden: GUL KHAN
With abnormal features ; AJAB KHAN
Born in anger : Ghazab khan
born in horror: Haybat Kh
Aik ganda msg sunaon? …
Aik ganda msg sunaon? …
aik larka hota hai,
Woh gobarr pe gir jata hai…
Eeeeeeeeeeee Ganddaaa….
Sardar goes 2 gulabo's home
Sardar goes 2 gulabo's home
n knocks da door,
Gulabo: Kaun ?
Sardar: Main !
Gulabo: Main kaun ?
Sardar: Tu gulabo hor kaun !!!
A pathan was playing "KON BANEGA CAROR PATI&q
A pathan was playing "KON BANEGA CAROR PATI"
Shahruk Khan asked.APNE BAAP KA NAAM BATAO.
Pathan replied,"HUM KO PAGAL SAMAJHTI HE KYA ? PEHLE 4 OPTION TO DiYO.@