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Taj Mahal dekh kar Bola
December 20th, 2008 
Taj Mahal dekh kar Bola
SHAH-JAHAN ka POTA
Taj Mahal dekh kar Bola
SHAH-JAHAN ka POTA , , ,
*Apna B Bank Balance Hota Agar "DADA" AAshiq na hota.
"ITS A GIRLS WORLD"
"ITS A GIRLS WORLD"
-If a Girl laughs Loudly she is cheerful,
-If Boy Laughs Loudly he's Mannerless!
-If Girl talks Sweetly she is charmin,
-If Boy talks Sweetly he's a Flirt.
-If a girl is shopping she's Trend
If I was an artist,
If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!
But I'm only a cartoonist!
Viva:
Viva:
Sardar: khan sahib duniya ka sab
sy mushkil tareen kam kon sa hy?
pathan: sab sy mushkil kam Sochna hy.
sardar: Congratulation !
you have passed…….
Q: Wot iz De similarity b/w ELECTION & SEX ? .
Q: Wot iz De similarity b/w ELECTION & SEX ? . . . .
Ans: "Dono mein Umeedwaar 'KHARA' hota hai..:-D
Ek sardar ko sarak kinare pishab
Ek sardar ko sarak kinare pishab
karta dek kar
angraz bola yaha police nahi pakarti..?
Sardar Replied: nahi sahab yaha KHUD PAKAR kar karna parta hai..:-D