Funny SMS

ye baat samajh main aai nhi or ammi ny samajhai nhi
main kaisy meethi baat kroon jb meethi cheez koi khai nhi
ye chanda kaosy mamoo hy jb ammi ka wo bhai nhi
q lamby baal hain bhalo k q us ny tind krai nhi
kia wo bhi ganda bacha hy ya jungle

Ab FARAZ k baad BUSH…

Joota nhi laga tu kia hua BUSH
Joota nhi laga tu kia hua BUSH
Jurrat thi Jawan ki hum sub howe KHUSH.

Aik Pathan Naya Naya Doctor Bana
Doctor Ban'ne K Baad Us Ne Pehla Operation Kia
Operation Theater Se Nikal Ker Kehta Ha
Ya ALLAH ! Mera Pehla GIFT Qabool Kerna

1st pathan: oye tu mujhe sab msg 2,2 bar kyun bhejta hay?

2nd pathan: kyun k agar tu aik kisi aur ko forward bhe kardayga to dosra to tery pass rahy ga na……

roz subah ko hamary ghar aana
kabhi ghanti bajana
kabhi darwaza khat khatna
kabhi pyar se bolna
kbhi ghusse se chillana k

"GHAR WALLO"

kachra dedo.

bijli+badal=savan aaya
barat+baja=dulha aaya
phool+nazare=basant aya
aap+apki hansi=bhago bhago "PAGAL AAYA

ik sardar tha jo k roti ki jagha tati khata tha

yo har bar mosam ki tarah badal jate ho, har bar hamara dil dukhatay ho,, yeh bat sun ker hamari roh tak kanp gaye,, ae dost tum masjidon se chapal or lote churate ho

meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do, ik benam si mohabbat mere naam

main msg karun aur fir tum reply,
Just 4 formality.
main msg nahi karun aur fir tum bhi msg na karo,
To ignore me.
main kabhi msg nai karun aur fir bhi tum mujhe msg karo,
Its a sympathy.
tum kabhi msg na karo aur fir bhi main tumh

pyar zindagi ki zarorat hain
jinay ki liay khubsorat hai
aghar pyar say jina hain to
kia mushkel or kia majboryat hain
yeh hai pyar aghar koi samjay
but…………………………………