Funny SMS

yun aieno se kab tak dil behalo gay
Jab koi nahin hoga ko khud to tanha pao gay
choti eid to chalo guzar gai lekin
wada karo barri eid pe zaror nahao gay

Apne ghar ki ik ik cheez ginta hun
Apne ghar ki ik ik cheez ginta hun faraz
ik tere anay se pahle ik tere janay k baad

1 admi apne bachy ko aalim k paas le gya or pucha k mera beta bara ho k kia banyga?
Aalim ne bachy k aagy shrab ki botal, dollor aur Kitab rakhi.
Bachy ne teeno cheezen lay leen!
Aalim bara hairan hua or sochta raha….phir bola:
Ye bacha Mola

Isaw a dream Last nite
Only U&Me.
U were looking so innocent,
U knw why?
b'coz
I was eating Ice-cream & U were saying,
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Thorri menu vi de de

Sheikh Sahab Ko Current Laga..
Begum Ne Sheikh Sahab Se Poocha:
Kuch Huwa To Nahi..??
Sheikh Sahab Ne Kaha Mujhe Kuch Nahi Huwa,
Bahir Ja Kar Dekho Units Kitne Giray Hain..

Sardar: Iss Shishey Ki Kya Guarantee Hai??
Shopkeeper: Aap Iss Ko 100th Floor Se Nichay Girao,
Yeh Mirror 99 Floor Tak Nahi Tootega..
Sardar: Wow!! Yaar Pack Kar Do..

Aik Pathan ki poetry.
Na botal main, Na jar main.

Na hotl main, na bar main.

Na bike pe, na car main.

Jo maza he "Niswar" mein na Ishq mein na pyar mein.

Sardar G Driving On the Wrong Side of Road

&
He Became Upset

&

Said

===SHIT===
I m Late to the Function
All are Coming Back…

Kafi Arsa Pehle Ki Baat hai,

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Mere "SMS"
Sirf "Ahmak"
aur
"Bewqoof"
Parhtey thay,

Aur

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AlHAMADULILAH
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Aaj Tak Ye Silsla
Jari H

Buzurgon ny farmaya hy k,

"1 aqalmand sy baat krna, 1 mahiny tak kitabe
parhny sy behtr hay.
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To kal me free hun

Jab dil chahy baat kar sakte hain……!