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sardar ki shaayeri
December 24th, 2008 
sardar ki shaayeri
khirki se dekha tu bahir koi nahin tha
wah WaH wAh
bahir ja k dekha tu khirkhi main koi nahin tha
teacher: tum late q aye ho
teacher: tum late q aye ho
student: ammi abu lar rahe thay…
teacher: tu es main tumhara kya kam tha
student:mera 1 joota ammi k pas orr doosra abbu k pas tha
Ek pathan bahut pareshan betha tha,
Ek pathan bahut pareshan betha tha,
kisi ne poocha khan sab kiyo pareshan ho?
pathan: oyee hum bahut pareshan hy
ke jab main mar jayga tu farishton
sy kaisy bat karonga mujhy tu sirf pushto ati hy…….
us ko aana ho ga to khud he aa jaye gi faraz
us ko aana ho ga to khud he aa jaye gi faraz
youn bathroom main beth kr zor lagane ka kya fayeda
us ko ana ho ga to khud he aa jaye gi faraz
us ko ana ho ga to khud he aa jaye gi faraz
youn bathroom main beth kr zor lagane ka kya faiyeda
a sardar & his wife waiting 4 da train
a sardar & his wife waiting 4 da train
during dis khayber mail was arrival
sardar ran & catch da train after catching da train he shouted
ven khayber female ll come den u come in that train
1 makhi 1 ganjey k sir pe ja k baith gaye
1 makhi 1 ganjey k sir pe ja k baith gaye
doosri makhi ne dekha tu boli
wah kia ghar mila ha
pehli makhi nahi…. abhi tu sirf plaat kharida ha
pepsi is a word of love
pepsi is a word of love
p 4 pyar
e 4 ehsas
p 4 paglpan
s 4 sabar
i 4 ishq
aap sab kuch le sakte ha
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sirf 12RS main