Funny SMS

i'm d best
i can prove it
i can c the tea in tea cup
can u c the world in world cup?
i can send my address 2 ur mobile
can u send ur mobile 2 my address??

love=========
l======lose of money
o======out of mind
v======vaste of time
e======end of life
so

don't love

earth may stop rotating,,,
birds may stop flying,,,,,
candels may stop melting,,
fishes may stop swimming,,
heart may stop beating,,,,
but

ur brain not start working

1 chinese bacha apne pakistani dost se:::
yar mere abbu ki death ho gaye ha
pakistani ohh yar chinese cheeso ka yeahi tu masala ha

dulhey ka joota chupaney ki rasm per ,
aik sale ne kaha mein 1100 lon gi,
dosri ne kaha mein 2100 loon gi ,
itney mein aik sardaar aya os ko asal baat ka pata nahi tha BOLa,

2300 ley lo os mein FM b hai

3 mouse wre boasting abt their bravery
Mouse1: I poisoned the dogs meat Mouse2: I ate cheese from the trap
Mouse3: oK Guys I'm leaving, i've a date with cat!

Philosophy of BOYS
Flirt with fool girls
Frndship with beautiful girls Contact with rich girls
Love with sincere girls & marriage with
Jese AMMI ki Mrzi@e

RONALDO ne world cup jeet kr SHIRT utar di. . .
DHONI ne T20 world cup jeet kr SHIRT utar di. . . .
Ye kambakht SANIA MIRZA kb world cup jeetey gi. . . . ??

wo mujhy kabhi kitab,
tu kabhi gulab likhta hy,
.
.
kiya us nalaik ko nahi pata ke
main insaan hoo?

Hum Hain Muslim Her Dum Lertay Rahain Gay
Hum Sy Zalim Sada Dartay Rahain Gay
Gar Koi Hukmaran Hoa Bush Sa Kamina
Zaidi Ke Sada Jootay Usay Perhtay Rahain Gay….