Funny SMS

Bhol k Bhi kisi ko na rulana,
Zinadagi Main sub ko hasana,
Dushman ko bhi galay lagana,
Phir bhi koi Ghum de to mery ko phone lagana
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Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?

Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai

Tum Haste Raho,o Haste Raho,o Haste Raho,o Haste Raho.muskuratay Raho,sada Khilkhilate Raho,kush Raho,mera Kya Hay,loog Tum Hain Hi ! Pagal Kahenge ! Ha !ha! Ha!.

Promise me we are the true friends.

1: I am lamp you rare light
2: I am coke u r spirit
3: I am sawan u r badal
4: I am normal u r pagal
5: I am water u r tanki
6: I am tarzan u r monkey

Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium?
Sardar: BA

Professor:For sodium?
Sardar: NA

Professor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA
& 2 atoms of NA combined?
Sardar: BANANA

Without humor, life sux. Without courage, life is hard. Without love, life is hopeless. Without friends like you, life is impossible

Life can be hard & not always fun. But as night brings dark Friendship is a promise made in the heart – silently, unwritten, unbreakable by distance, unchangeable by time. Take care always belovedfriend.

Ek bandar ne apni shakal aaine mein dekh li aur usne suicide kar li, tum mujhse waada karo ke tum kabhi aaina nahin dekhoge plz plz plz promise me plz…

police ko aik body mili hai
kalay daant hain
ghonslay jaysay baal hain
dimag nahi hai
paon ultey hain
mujhay tumhari fiker ho rahi hai
zara bell to maro.!

Jab subha jago to kalma-e-tayyeba padho
Jab pani pine lago to Bismillah padho
Jab muje dekho to Masha Allah padho
Jab aaena dekho to Lahol Wala Quwwat padho