Funny SMS

Be Pana Pyar Hai Aja Tera Intezar Hai Ajaa !!

Be Pana Pyar Hai Aja Tera Intezar Hai Ajaa !!

Arey Arey .. … …

Ye Mein Nahi Keh Raha !! … … Balke ZOO

waloon Ki Faryad Hai

Ak Bacha school Dair say pocha tu Teacher nay kaha.

" Tumhay Pata hona chahiye keh School 8am ko shoro ho jata hai."

Bachay nay Masomiyat say jawab diya.

" Mis ! waqt ke pabandi zarori hai. Aap mera intazar mat kia kar

Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
Sam : "It's a family tradition".
Teacher : "What do you mean?"
Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".
Teacher : "What about your

Teacher : "Now, children,

if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him,

what virtue would I be showing?"

Student : "Brotherly love".

Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"

One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time

Book khulty hi Exam ka sama hota hai…
Aise mausam mein hi tu Dimag kharab hota hai.

Dimag ki baatein paper pe nahi aati….
Ye FASANA tu mark sheet pe bayan hota ha……

Chand Pe Ap Ka Nam Likhnay Ko G Chahta Hai..

Chand Pe Ap Ka Nam Likhnay Ko G Chahta Hai..

Par Kia Karain Ye Khayal Hamesha Dopher Ko He Aata Hai…

Bahut khubsurat ho tum,

apne aap ko duniya ki nazron se bachaya karo,

Sirf Akhon me kajal hi nahi gale me

nimbu

aur

hari mirchi bhi

latkaya karo.

Metal Hospital

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A

Rose
IS
Always
A
Rose
Whether
Its
In
A
Golden
Pot
Or In
The
Ground
Same
Way,
.

An old man tottered into a lawyer's office and asked for help in arranging a divorce. "A divorce?" asked the unbelieving lawyer. "Tell me, how old are you?"

"I'm eighty-four, " answered the old man.