Funny SMS
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1 kutta dosray se:
December 27th, 2008 
1 kutta dosray se:
oay aj kal jahan rash ho wahan se bhag jaya kr.
2sra: wo q?
1st: salay agar dhamaka ho gya to insano ki mot mare ga..
Some translations in punjabi.
Some translations in punjabi.
Yo buddy,wats up? = vay kaka, ay uttay ki tangya va??
Listen buddy,that chick is mine! = O bhao o nikkia kukree meri a…
R U nuts? =Oye tu akhrot aan…?
Rock the party.=watty mar jashan wich..
Kehte hai Aurat k hath
Kehte hai Aurat k hath
may barkat hoti ha
Bilkul sahi hai
kyun k 3 inch ki cheez
hath mein do tau 9 inch ki kar deti hai,
Yani k "Chpaati" (rotti)
computer filmy name
computer filmy name
hamara hardisk aap k paas ha
hum aap ki memory main rehte hain
hum hain programmer oracle k
programmer no.1
java wale job le jaye gain
mera ode chalm gaya
tum ko dekha tu yeah khayal aya
tum ko dekha tu yeah khayal aya
tum ko dekha tu yeah khayal aya
pagloon k stock main naya maaaaal aya
TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting with
TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
MILLIE : I is…
TEACHER : No, Millie….. Always say, "I am."
MILLIE : All right… "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
Teri dosti ki roshni aisi hai ki
Teri dosti ki roshni aisi hai ki
har taraf ujala nazar ata hai…
sochta hu ki bijli katva lu….
ajkal kambakhat bill bahot ata hai…
A Sardar learning english introduces his family at
A Sardar learning english introduces his family at a party.
Hi I am a Sardar.
This is my sardarni .
He is my Kid and she is my Kidney.