Funny SMS

Jhoota peenay sey Mohabbat barhte hai faraz . . .
Yeh keh keh k Woh Kameena Meri Sari Pepsi pee gaye.

Shohar or BV me baat cheet band thi
1 Subha Shohar ko jaldi jana tha
usne Kaghaz pe likha:
Mujhe Subha 7 bajy utha dena or Kaghaz BV k Takiye k nichy rakh diya
Subha Shohar ki Ankh khuli to 8 baj rahy thy Wo Ghussy se utha to dekha k Taki

Girlfrnd ko aisa kya gift dena

chaiye jo adha wapas mil jaye?

socho. socho. socho. Nahi pta.

LIPSTICK ;—–

1 pathan ki poetry
na botal main na jar main
na hotel main na ghar main
na bike pe na car main
jo maza nswar main na ishq main na pyar main

apne ghar ki ik ik cheezse ginta hoon
apne ghar ki ik ik cheese ginta hoon faraz
ik tere aane se pehle ik tere jaane k baad

Benazer ki barsi k liye shair arz hai,
JO nishane pe lge usay teer kehte hain,
Aur jo bina bam mare usay Benazer kehte hain.

3 dost.
pehla dost;- mene ball ko kick mara aur wo badlon tak chala geya aur 1 din k bad aaya.
dusra dost;- mene kick mara chand tak geya aur 2 din bad aaya.
teesra dost;- mene kick mara pata nahi kahan geya aur 3 saal bad aaya aur us par likha h

Sardarji had twins,named
Tin & Martin.
Again had twins,namd
Peter & Repeater.
Again had twins
Max & climax.
Again had twins,
he got fed up & named
stop & fullstop.

Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium?
Sardar: BA

Professor:For sodium?
Sardar: NA

Professor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA
& 2 atoms of NA combined?
Sardar: BANANA

tere narmon nazuk hathon ke taqaddus ka khayal ata hai WAsi;
wanra yassu panju mein to hum kisi ko muaaf nahi krte.