Funny SMS

teacher student se: SUCH orrr VEHAM main kya faraq ha
student teacher se:aap humain perrha rahim ha yeah such ha,laken hum perr rahain ha yeah aap ka veham ha

Malika Shirawat ko airport pe security ne rok k pocha "Madam is TIFIN main kia hy."

Malika:stupid yeh meray kapron ka SUITCASE hai…!

boy:
tum gana bohat acha gati ho,
girl:
thanx but i m just bath room singer,
boy: to bolao na kabhi mehfil me…03122284888

sardar ka beta 5th class se fail ho ke 4th me aya 4th se 3rd aur 2nd tak.
sardar biwi se bola begum shalwar tight karlo bacha wapis araha hai..03122284888

Doctor,
Pathan jee ap ke gurday fail hogae hian,
Pathan,
ha ha ha
what a joke,,
mere Gurday to sabhi school gae hi nahi..
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Ek pathan ki apne baap se kisi baat par jagra ho hua,
usne apne baap ke tasveer Qabrustan ke darakht par latka kar neche likh diya
COMING SOON…MHSK

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Teri Shadi Ke Mauqe Per tujh se main bas itna keh sak0nga ….FArAz…. . . . . . . . . . Tenu Dullha Kinne Banaya BHOOTNI DAY AIAYA..!

"Socha tha K pilot" bane gay "Faraz"
"Chars ka sutta lagaya khud he jaahaz ban gay.~

Wife: "Meray iraday baray naik hain"
"Aap 1000 main say aik hain ! " Husband: "Dimagh k hum bhi DON hain"
"Pehlay yeh bata baqi k 999 kaun hain… ..?

Man 2 h0tel manager: jaldi se chalo meri biwi khirki se k0od kar jaan dena chahti hai!
H0tel manager: so wat can i do?

Man: abey us se khirki nahi khul rahi