Funny SMS

Girl's Hostel K Compound Main Cycling Kerte Huey
Ladkiyan Bht Shor Macha Rahi Thin.
Madam Ne Aa K Kaha:
Shor Kam Kro Warna Cycle Pe
"SEATS" Phr Se Lagwa Dungi

Some translations in punjabi.

Yo buddy,wats up? = vay kaka, ay uttay ki tangya va??

Listen buddy,that chick is mine! = O bhao o nikkia kukree meri a…

R U nuts? =Oye tu akhrot aan…?

Rock the party.=watty mar jashan wich..

Chota sardar : Mummy kal rati jadun minu susu aaya te main bathroom da darwaga kholaya te light uppuy jal gae Mummy: oa khotaya tu fare fridge which susu kar dita

bivi:sheikh gi jb apko thand lagti hy to kia katy ho.
sheikh:heater k pas ja k bath jata hon.
bivi:agr phir b thand lge?
sheikh:tu heater on kr leta hon.

bivi:sheikh gi jb apko thand lagti hy to kia katy ho.
sheikh:heater k pas ja k bath jata hon.
bivi:agr phir b thand lge?
sheikh:tu heater on kr leta hon.

once a pathan says to his wife jana kay mazy

whenever u feel sadness in your HEART,
blackness in your EYES,
paleness on your FACE,
fragrance in your it shows u are suffering lack of vitamin "ME".

Doubt that the stars are fire,
doubt that the sun doth move,
doubt truth to be a liar,
but never doubt I love.

ik martba teeeen pagal aik masjid ko dhakka lga rahay the.wo subah se le kar sham tak dhaka lghaty rahee. sham ko ik pagal ander gya wahan per ik admi namaz parh raha tha. pagal ne ja kar us admi ko marna shorou kar dia aur kaha k hum subah se le kar sham

Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it.
So i bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: why three?

Husband: 1 for you and two for your parents