Funny SMS

4dinu ka.Vication o rubba
lumbi parhae!
Lumbi parae!

Parhne m dil mera lagy kabi na!
Parhne sy jan meri jaea hmesha!

Kitne zamane bad o rubba bunk lagaya
bunk lagaya!

Soya raha m.Class mein apni.
Teacher apni roz pit k aya!

Kitna pita hon
soj gaya hon

us ne is nazakay se mere honton ko choma faraz k roza b nahi toota or iftari b ho gai

ghungat main tujhe dekha tu dewana hua,
sangeet ka tarana hua,
shama ka parwana hua,
jaise hi ghungant othaya,

dunia se rawana huaaaaaa

2007 ka
faqeer: baji bukha hoon allah k naam pe khana de do.
baji: abhi khana nahin paka.
faqeer:theek ha main chalta hoon, jab khana pak jaye tu 1 miss call de dena

L;SGAHG G A'GLFN A'LSGHMBNSDHKFLSBADF FD;SFH AGFSG

Doubt that the stars are fire,
doubt that the sun doth move,
doubt truth to be a liar,
but never doubt I love.

whenever u feel sadness in your HEART,
blackness in your EYES,
paleness on your FACE,
fragrance in your it shows u are suffering lack of vitamin "ME".

ik martba teeeen pagal aik masjid ko dhakka lga rahay the.wo subah se le kar sham tak dhaka lghaty rahee. sham ko ik pagal ander gya wahan per ik admi namaz parh raha tha. pagal ne ja kar us admi ko marna shorou kar dia aur kaha k hum subah se le kar sham

larka:ae bewafa tu ne dil jla dia
dil jla k rakh ker dia
larki:tere yeh qurbani raygan nahin hogi
rakh ider behj de main bartan manj loon gi

Mareez:
Muje bimari hai,
Na Khaoo to Bhook Lagti hai,
Na Sou to nend ati hai,
Zyada Kaam krke Thak Jata hoo Doc:
Sari Raat Dhoop may Betho,
Theek ho Jao ge;