Funny SMS

u r so smart…..
u r so beautiful…
u r so brilliant……
u r so intelligent…….
u r so cute…………….
u r so lovely…………….

g nahi g,,,,
ammi kehti ha

k jo kehta wo hi hota ha
ha hahahah

wife:
i will die
husband:
i will also die,
wife,
tum kiun maroge,
husband,
mujh se itni khushi bardasht nahi hogi,,\MHSK

teacher,
toni tum bare ho ya tumhare papa?

toni,
mian

teacher: wo kese ,

toni :
main ne \mummy ka doodh peena chhor diya hia
lekn papa abi bi peete hian..MHSK

ek pathan ki chatri me sorakh tha,
kisi ne pocha umbrella me sorakh kiun hai,
pathan bola= oye barish ruk jaegi to pata kese chalega..\mhsk

hamara mutaalba

hamara mutaalba

hamara mutaalba

hamara mutaalba

har aik talib-e-ilam ko aik aik taalba

lalla

Kash main tera hath hota…
takay har waqt bekaar para rehta
Kash main tera dimagh hota…
takay kabhi istimal na hota
Kash main teri naak hota….
takay har waqt behta rehta
Kash main teri ankhen hota…
takay har wat band rehta
K

ek admi 3 bacho ko leker train me betha,
ek ledies boli ye ap ke bache hain,
wo bola,
nahe medam me condom ki factory ka malik hon,
ye costumer ki complain hai,..MHSK

sardar ne chhote Qad ki larki se shadi ki,
kisi ne pocha tum ne aesa kyon kiya,
sardar bola,
mere walid ne kaha tha ke
Musibat jitni chhotti ho utni achi ho…MHSK
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aur bi buhat si cheezen loot chuki hai Dil ke sath,
ye bataya doston ne ishq furmane ke baad,
is liye kamre ki ek ek cheez check karta hon me,
ek tere aane se pahle ek tere jane ke baad,…MHSK