Funny SMS

Mareez: Muje bimari hai,
Na Khaoo to Bhook Lagti hai,
Na Sou to nend ati hai,
Zyada Kaam krke Thak Jata hoo
Doc: Sari Raat Dhoop may Betho,

Theek ho Jao ge;

aj titanic ki 98th anivrsry hia,

so plz sab pyar karne walon se request hai, k titanic ki yaad ko taza karte hoe tamam aashiq

*DOOB*

kar mar jaen..MHSK

aamir khan launches new film cast
asif zardari, sheri rehman,
chaodhri brothers and maulana fazul rehman
film title is :sarey harami zameen per:

angrez pathan sindh
1 tha angrez usne thori si sharab
pee kar samander me phenk di
aur bola ye hamare england me buht hain,
1 pathan ne di naswar aur phir samander me phenk di,aur bola ye hamare pakistan me buht hain,
phr aya sindh uske h

Ap ki X-ray Report aa gi hai Dekh lain,

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Ghabrany ki koi bat nahi bas ap k andar 1
keera hai jo ap ko sms nhi karny deta,

likho tu paigam kuch aisa likho k qalam b rone pe majbur ho jaye….
har lafaz main dard itna ber du k examiner b pass kerne ko majbur ho jaye

pathan 2 shopkeeper: "easyload ha"?
shopkeeper:g haan g,
pathan:1o ka naswar load karo…………

birds r chillaying…
hens r kukdukuing…
flowers r khushbu mearing,
moon is dubbing,
sun is ugging,
peaock is naaching,
all r kahing gud morning,
& u r still soying

wat is luv?????????////
luv is iodex,
ooh aah
ouch dooor kare,
luv is supreme,
yehi tu ha wo apna pan,
luv is habib cooking oil kyun k ye ha dil ka maamla

golden words

agar tum jisse pasand karte ho
usse na pa sako to .
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uska number mujhe de dena
me try karonga..\MHSK
03122284888