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Mubarak ho DOST
January 9th, 2009 
Mubarak ho DOST
tum har 5 mint baad TV p aaney lage ho,
Sab ko Hasane lage ho,
Aur aate he kehte ho….
0900 78601
Tele Fun
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Dost hamari dosti kitni pyari,
Dost hamari dosti kitni pyari,
lakin her kisi ne gadha samajh kar,
Tujhe lat mari,
Kya tujhe pyari nahin dosti hamari?
To phir reply kar warna jhuk ja,
Kyon k ab lat marne ki meri bari..MHSK
Is dil ka kaha mano 1 kam kar do,
Is dil ka kaha mano 1 kam kar do,
1 benaam si Mohabbat mere naam kar do,
meri zaat pe faqat itna ehsan kr do,
ghar se Naha k niklo
pooray ilaqay ko hairan kr do..MHSK
The stupid neither forgive nor forget,
The stupid neither forgive nor forget,
the naive forgive and forget,
the wise forgive but do not forget…
he+she
he+she
=
love.
he+she+love
=
marriage.
he+she+L+M
=
child.
he+she+L+M+C
=
family
he+she+L+M+C+F
=
problem
so
East or West
kunwara is da best
Ever smile……….
sapno ki tarha tujhe saja ke rakhon
sapno ki tarha tujhe saja ke rakhon
chandni raat ki nazron se chupake rakhon
teri takdeer mere hath nahi warna,
zindgi bhar tujhe murga bana ke rakhon.
Ustad Pathan Se: Batao PineApple
Ustad Pathan Se: Batao PineApple
Or Coconut K Tree Me Kia
Similarity Hy?
Pathan Kafi Der Sochne K Bad:
Ustad Dono Me Angoor Nhi Lagte
phool ko mat chero kanta lag jaye ga
phool ko mat chero kanta lag jaye ga
larki ko mat chero chanta lag jaye ga
4 all of dem who r disturbing me
understood