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itna dard tu na diya mujh ko kisi ny ay Muntadhar
January 11th, 2009 
itna dard tu na diya mujh ko kisi ny ay Muntadhar !
ap joota kisi or jagah bhi tu mar sakty thy….
jooty parny ke bad dar ye bhi lagta hy 'bush&
jooty parny ke bad dar ye bhi lagta hy 'bush'
ky kahin Iraq ke pagal khany men na rakkha jau…
anjan tha is hal sy,
anjan tha is hal sy,
ky milegi itni izzat jooty ko ay bush !
agar pata hota ke paren gy jooty mujhy,
shoes company kholny ke bad hi Iraq jata…
Chooha Billi Se Darta Hai
Chooha Billi Se Darta Hai
Billi Kuttay Se Datrteee Hai
Kutta Aadmee Se Darta Hai
Aadmee Biwi Se Darta Hai
Or
Biwi Choohay Se Dartee Hai
Hai Na Dunya Gol !!!!
before mr zardari it was like,
before mr zardari it was like,
>>>——–>
and
after mr zardari it is like,
<——–<<<
move………………………….
suno!
suno!
phool gir jate hain jab aap ate ho,
phool gir jate hain jab aap ate ho,
ajee! andhe ho kya jo aate jate ho,
gamlon se takrate ho,,,.MHSK
1 pyari si surat, masoom sa chehra , thori sharara
1 pyari si surat, masoom sa chehra , thori shararat,
thori mohabat, thori masti, thora maza,
jiski pyari har ek adaa,
uska msg parhne ka shukriya.thanx
MHSK
driver: sardar g petrol khatam ho gaya hai gari aa
driver: sardar g petrol khatam ho gaya hai gari aage nahi ja sakti,
sardar: acha! chal phir pichhe morr le…MHSK