Funny SMS

whenever u feel sadness in your HEART,
blackness in your EYES,
paleness on your FACE,
fragrance in your it shows u are suffering lack of vitamin "ME".

pehly tu mujh sy head of states mulakat karty thay aye 'bush'

ab ye Addidas, Nike, Bata shoe companies waly kyoo mulaqat ke lye aty hen…

sochta hoon pakistan ja kar jooton ka karobar shru karu 'bush',

kyoo ke mujhy pata hy sab sy ziyada jooty wahin paren gy…..

dil tu ye bhi chahta hy 'bush'

ke dastbardar hony k bad journalist banjou.

ab to shoes sy nafrat itni bhi hogai hy 'bush',

dil karta hy nangy paon chalta phiron….

main american foj ko nikamma is lye bhi samajhta hu 'bush',

nalaikon ny mujhy jooton sy pitwadiya…

mujhy tu logon ny kahin nahi chora 'bush'

ghar ja ky kiya moonh dikhaonga….

meri jan nikly ja rahi thi bush,

or logon ko jooty ki fiqr thi…..

shukar hy Khuda ka ke journalist ek larka tha o 'bush'

agar kisi larki ka stilleto hota to khana kharab karditi…

main itna behal hoon ke ab tak kisi ashiq ka ye hal na huwa 'bush'

mujh sy mulakat sy pehly apny jooty ghar rakh aya karo…