Funny SMS
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January 12th, 2009 
shukar hy Khuda ka ke journalist ek larka tha o &#
shukar hy Khuda ka ke journalist ek larka tha o 'bush'
agar kisi larki ka stilleto hota to khana kharab karditi…
main itna behal hoon ke ab tak kisi ashiq ka ye ha
main itna behal hoon ke ab tak kisi ashiq ka ye hal na huwa 'bush'
mujh sy mulakat sy pehly apny jooty ghar rakh aya karo…
itna dard tu na diya mujh ko kisi ny ay Muntadhar
itna dard tu na diya mujh ko kisi ny ay Muntadhar !
ap joota kisi or jagah bhi tu mar sakty thy….
jooty parny ke bad dar ye bhi lagta hy 'bush&
jooty parny ke bad dar ye bhi lagta hy 'bush'
ky kahin Iraq ke pagal khany men na rakha jau…
anjan tha is hal sy,
anjan tha is hal sy,
ky milegi itni izzat jooty ko ay bush !
agar pata hota ke paren gy jooty mujhy,
shoes company kholny ke bad hi Iraq jata tu achha hota…
Us Din Se Hum Ne Isqak Karna Chore dia Malik!!!!
Us Din Se Hum Ne Isqak Karna Chore dia Malik!!!!
Wah!!!Wah!!!Wah!!!!!!!!
Jas Din Se Us Nahe Kaha …
Papayaine De Passy Wakharye Te Japayeain De passy Wakharye!!!
Mental hospital ka doctor apni wife ko kehta hai:
Mental hospital ka doctor apni wife ko kehta hai: Pagalon ke saath reh reh kar mein adha pagal to ho hi gaya hoon.
Wife: Kabhi koi kaam poora bhi kar liya karo.
Family Jokes in Hindi
Family Jokes in Hindi
Santa train chadne laga to akashvani hui: Yeh train patri se utar jaegi. Voh chada hi nahi.
Santa plain pe chadne laga to akashvani hui: Yeh crash ho jaega. Voh fir vapis aa gaya.
Santa bus pe baithne laga to
Doubt that the stars are fire,
Doubt that the stars are fire,
doubt that the sun doth move,
doubt truth to be a liar,
but never doubt I love.