Funny SMS

Green,Pink,Yellow

An english man and a desi man were both going to a interview.
They were asked to use the colours green. pink and yellow.
The english man goes in and says the grass is green, the sun
is yellow and the sunset is pink. Th

aap k lioye 1 gift ha

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kya dekh rahi ho

DANDA
ha
sir pe maro aur enjoy karo

nakhara twada toba toba,
ajeeb tawada style a,
call kadi kerni naye,
teeeeeee
rola paya a k saade kol mobile a

Ek pathan ny aina kharida or foran
ja ky shopekeeper ki pitai ki or kaha
ye kona sa sheesha diya hy is men tu main khud dkhta hy or bilkul same dkhta hy…

man: khan mubarak ho
pathan:wo kyoo?
man: yehi ke ap pathan ho, na aqal, na pareshani,hamesha khush,
pathan: han hamara bap dada kehtata tha ke hum khushkismat hen…

><(((((:>Ye fish hamari dosti ki neshani hai.Easy apny mobile me rakhna.OrRozana mobile ko pani me dalna.Warn yah mar jay gi. . .

kahin andhera tu kahin sham ho gi,
meri hr khushi tere naam ho gi,
kuch maang k tu dekh hum se ae dost,
BIJLI ORR GAS KA BILL ORR KARZ MEIN DOOBI PROPERTY TERE NAAM HOGI AE DOSTTTTTT.

all flowers don't represent love but rose did it.
all birds can't talk but parrot did it.
all donkies can't read but u did it

CHINTO
orr
MINTO
zid
ker
rahe
they
k
monkey
dekne
jana
ha
main ne unhe tomhare ghar bejh dia ha 2 3 jump lga dena
bache hain khush ho jaye gain

farig ho k mere is sawal ka jawab dena
wo kon sa cartoon ha?
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jo mera sms parh raha?????////