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To stay happy is a gift of God and to make others happy is a great virtue. So if you are in a mood to laugh and make others laugh on your jokes and Funny SMS than hurry up and chose your Funny SMS from our collected works and enjoy by sending hilarious messages to your friends and family. Browse the Funny SMS jokes, Funny SMS quotes, Funny SMS messages and much new Funny SMS stuff.

Din men chand sitare achay nahi lagteAb duniya k y

January 18th, 2009     Funny SMS

Din men chand sitare achay nahi lagteAb duniya k ye nazare achay nahi lagteKoi jaa kr hamarey Mama Papa se keh day..K hum ab kunware achay nhi lagte ///FARAZ////KE SHADI ENJOY KRO,,,,,AKASH

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Dil to chahta hay,Chappal utaar k^^^^^^Boot pehen

January 18th, 2009     Funny SMS

Dil to chahta hay,Chappal utaar k^^^^^^Boot pehen loon sardiyaan jo aa gai hain*Happy winter*

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kiss me

January 18th, 2009     Funny SMS

kiss me
kiss me
kiss me
jaldi karo
jaldi
oh helllo
kiss means
koi
ineresting
sa
sms
send karo

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ChiLd to a Dentist..Kya Dard K Baghair Bhi Daant N

January 18th, 2009     Funny SMS

ChiLd to a Dentist..Kya Dard K Baghair Bhi Daant Nikalay ja sAktay Hain?Dentist: NahiChiLd: Ager Mein NikaL doOn?Dentist: NikaLoChILd: He he he he! ;-

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Chalo Faraz ab ishq ka mza chakainTmam dawain bach

January 18th, 2009     Funny SMS

Chalo Faraz ab ishq ka mza chakainTmam dawain bacho ki pohnch sy dur rakhenFaraz kya milan ki ab justuju karenTabiat zyada khrab hoto doctor sy ruju karen

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Barishein hoti hi jati hain mere shehar mein Faraz

January 18th, 2009     Funny SMS

Barishein hoti hi jati hain mere shehar mein Faraz.
kabhi dhoop niklay to apna underware hi sukha lon.

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Dil se hum aap ko janab kehte hain

January 17th, 2009     Funny SMS

Dil se hum aap ko janab kehte hain

Moo se hum aap ko aadab kehte hain

Aap jahan kahin bhi tashreef le jatay hain

Sab aap ko khuda ka azaab kehte hain..MHSK

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when I call u,

January 17th, 2009     Funny SMS

when I call u,
1 ring means
I m thinking abt u,
2 ring mean
I like u,
3 rings mean
I m missing u,
4 ring mean
I need u,
5 ring mean
behre fone uthaaaa,,,,,,

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hw 2 grow frndship?//

January 17th, 2009     Funny SMS

hw 2 grow frndship?//
pick a gd heart,
plant in a pot of trust,
water vd gd thoughts,
add some emotions & faith,
remove da misunderstanding &nourish it…..

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Talwar baazi k muqable main ek chinees nay bareek

January 17th, 2009     Funny SMS

Talwar baazi k muqable main ek chinees nay bareek taar k tukrey ker diye,pakistani ne macher ko uraya aur talwar ghomai lakin macher urh gaya,judge ne poocha wo tu urh gaya hai tu us ne kaha urh tu gaya hai per kabhi baap nahi ban sake ga.

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