Funny SMS

BREAKING NEWS"PAKISTAN ZINDABAD"Badaltay hoay mulki haalat ki waja se ye nara tabdeel kar dia gaya hai.Naya nara ye hai…!!"PAKISTAN SE ZINDA BAD

; ;c(""") c(""") """ """"SPECIAL CHAI,Ek Mere Liye AurDoosri Bhi Mere Liye,Tum Apne Ghar Mein Bana Kar Piyo.

1 sardar rail ki patri per sogaya 1 admi ne kaha kia ker rahe ho?Train aayegi tu mar jao gay!Sardar: mairy oper se jahaz guzar gia hai train kia chezz hy.

if u like my sms,
it means i m smart,
if u save my sms,
den u agree dat i m smart,
if u farward my sms,
u spread dat i m smart,
&
&
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if u delete my sms it means

u r JE

if u like my sms,
it means i m smart,
if u save my sms,
den u agree dat i m smart,
if u farward my sms,
u spread dat i m smart,
&
&
&&&&&&
if u delete my sms it means

u r JE

1 pathan dusrey se: jb hum chota tha tu minar_e_pakistan se gir gya tha,
2nd:acha tum mer gaya tha ya bach gaya tha,
1st: humain yaad nahin tab hum chota tha

Light aa gae!

Pakistani boy: mere 3 bhai or 3 behnehai,

tum kitn ho?

Amrican: mare bhai bahan nahi he pr meri
pehli mummy se 4 papa or pehle papa se 5
mummys hin…..

Dosti insan ki zarurat hy,Dilon pr Doston ki Hakumat hy,Aap jese doston ki waja se yahan hain hum,warna! BollyWood or HollyWood ko b hamari zarurat hai.

angel said: i can b everywhere so, I created mother.
devil replied: me 2 evrywhere can b everywhere so, I created

MOTHER IN LAW