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Brain is the most outstanding object in the world.It functions 24 hours a day,365 days a year,right from time anybody is born,stops only on the enterance in EXAMINATION HALL.

Pappu likes Pinky and Pinky likes Brother of Pappu.But brother of Pappu is interested in sister of Pinky.And Sister of Pinky wants Pappu.But Pappu already wants to marry Pinky.
Now when Pinky does not like Pappu and brother of Pappu is not interested i

Chehray pay udaasi
Aankhon mein nammi hay
Chehray pay udaasi
Aankhon mein nami hay
"NATIONAL ka namak istamaal karo
Ye IODINE ki kammi hay"

log khete hain k itna b piyar mat karo k girlfriend sar pe sawar ho jai,
hum kehty hain k piyar itna karo k gril friend ki friend tumharay 7th farar ho jai.

A world-wide UN Survey was conducted. The question was: "would you please give your honest opinion about the shortage of food in the rest of the world?" The survey was a failure because in Africa, people did not know what "food" was, i

1 Sardar ki behan ko dadu utha k lay gay. Sardar un k piche jane laga to kisi ne kaha ka daduon k piche khali hath nai jate. Sardar foran 5 kilo fruits le aaya

aik sardar rat ko sonay laga to do glass pani k pass rakhey,aik pani se full aur dosra khali. kisi na poocha k in do glasoon ka kia maqsad ha us na jawab dia O PAGLA PIAS LAG V SAGDE HA TE NAI V LAG SAGDI

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U r88% Beautiful94% Intellegent56% Nice67% Charming38% Glamorour77% DecentTotal88+94+56+67+38+77=Uff ALLAH ap to "420"niklay

U r88% Beautiful94% Intellegent56% Nice67% Charming38% Glamorour77% DecentTotal88+94+56+67+38+77=Uff ALLAH ap to "420"niklay