Funny SMS

Jaly ko aag, buje ko rakh kehtay hai. Jo tumhary pass nahi hai, us ko damagh kehty hain

Sami ullah.0321
3265379/mobail k
dor sub koch call
pih ho jata he.nik
ah jysa mokadas
fariza bi fon par
anjam pa raha he
call kahin aor mil jay
to kya ho ga.
Aysi hi cal ka mojhe
intzar he.

Sami ullah.0321
3265379/mobail k
dor sub koch call
pih ho jata he.nik
ah jysa mokadas
fariza bi fon par
anjam pa raha he
call kahin aor mil jay
to kya ho ga.
Aysi hi cal ka mojhe
intzar he.

Hamain to "MOBILE" ne loota "P.C.O"mein kahan dum tha, Mera "SM$"pohncha wahan jahan balance kam tha._

Girl ask to pappu:Woh kya hai jo cow key paas 4 aur mere paas 2 hain?Pappu: Legs…Girl: Woh kya hai jo tumhri Pant main hai aur mari pant main nahe hai ?Pappu: Paisey…Girl : Woh kya hai jo log din Main karney key bajye rat ko kartey hain ?Pappu: Neend

[Faraz] ka akhri sher jo os ne hospital mein 1 Nurse ko kaha…Roz rehti ho en sufaid kaprron mein Faraz!…..Aj kala jorra pa sadi frmaish te

Ek larka underware khareed raha tha,Larka:Is underware ki kya guarantee hai.Dukandar: 10 manzil se jump maro,Gand phat jaye gi lekin underware nahi phate ga.

Sami ullah.0321
3265379/mobail k
dor sub koch call
pih ho jata he.nik
ah jysa mokadas
fariza bi fon par
anjam pa raha he
call kahin aor mil jay
to kya ho ga.
Aysi hi cal ka mojhe
intzar he.

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