Funny SMS

bird+sky=lovely day

forest+animal=natures gift

star+moon=romantic night
u+ur+smilr=hye o rabba
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tussi v na….
sachi dara e denday o!

1 car main 2 ladiesaur 1 admi hai
aur car ka no HY 13019
un ladies ka admi se kya rishta ha???////
iss ka hint car k no. main ha

tere lot aaney se yeh ehsas hua hai fraz
k jithey di khoti othey hi aa khaloti

Galileo used 2 study in smal lamp. Graham Bell used 2 study in candle light. Shakspeare used 2 study in street light. Mujhe ye samajh nahi aata ke yeh sab Din Mein Kya Karte the?

Passenger: How dare u put ur hand in my pocket? Santa: I wanted a matchbox. Passenger: U could have asked me. Santa: I don't speak to strangers.

kaisa lga

pathan1:yara hamary 2 saal ky bhatijy ny hamara qeemti
wrist-watch na jany kahan gum kardiya?

pathan2:is men pareshan hony ki kiya bat hy jab 5 saal ka hojayga
us sy poochlengy…

(03213265379)
sami ullah.
Gormani baloch.
A ja a ja.myri zindgi
ka swal he.tom na
ai to main mar jaon
ga.a ja ab to rat k
2 baje hain.a ja
mythi nend a ja.

Suna hei aap ki muskurahat pay log martay hain

Mujhe bhi ek banda marwana hai :~}

Orok do meray janazay ko zalimo mujh main nai jaan aa rahi hai,
Zara peechay mur k dekho jigro larkiyun sey bhari mehran car aa rahi hai… from_(03088660866)