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HEIGHT OF LAZINESS
January 23rd, 2009 
HEIGHT OF LAZINESS
Son:Papa!Ek glass paani de dain
Papa:Khud hi lay lo
Boy:Papa de dain na
Papa:Ab mujh se kaha to thappar maaron ga
Boy:Papa Thappar maarne aao to paani bhi latey aana
On a CRICKET Match.there was a Girl.She Painted Pa
On a CRICKET Match.there was a Girl.She Painted Pakistani Flag on her Face.A boy Kissed her and said..*"*. I LOVE PAKISTAN .*"*.mari jan pakistan [[[[[[[AKASH]]]]]]
Teacher. 'kisses' ko sentence men is tar
Teacher. 'kisses' ko sentence men is tarah istamal karo k word b na aaye aur meaning ajae? Student. Aj subha subha begam se bohat mo mari hoi..!!
Teacher. 'kisses' ko sentence men is tar
Teacher. 'kisses' ko sentence men is tarah istamal karo k word b na aaye aur meaning ajae? Student. Aj subha subha begam se bohat mo mari hoi..!!
Your network tariff has changed!
Your network tariff has changed!
Call charges are now calculated according to the brain size.
"The smaller the CHEAPER"
Congrates you can make free calls:~>
Scientist announced a device that can be placed in
Scientist announced a device that can be placed in a pacemaker
and will call your friend whenever you are having any trouble.
When told about it,
pathan said, "I can't afford those kind of phone bills"…
1 pathan apna saman bag main ber k GEO k office po
1 pathan apna saman bag main ber k GEO k office ponch gys aur pucha:
wo baji kider ha jo news k baad kehta ha k
hamare sath rahiye ga…….
1 pathan apna saman bag main ber k GEO k office po
1 pathan apna saman bag main ber k GEO k office ponch gys aur pucha:
wo baji kider ha jo news k baad kehta ha k
hamare sath rahiye ga…….