Funny SMS

The Best Prank Call Ever:

"Hello KFC?"
– " Yes, How can I help you sir?"
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" I want MACDONALD'S number!!! 😛
+92 300 2711 588

Tumhy Pata Hai Bachy Kese Hote Hain?

Batao,

Batao Na Yar,

Is Me Sharmane Ki Kya Baat Hai?

Bewakof Itna Bhi Nahi Pata?

Bachy Bht Shararti Hote Hain..;->
+92 300 2711 588

Amazing love story of the year. . . .
GIRL: or mera kutta kesa ha?
BOY: ma thek kamini tu bol?
GIRL: ma b thek or zaleel kya hora ha?
BOY: kuch ni ullu ki pathi tu bta . .
GIRL: ma tjhse bt krrai hu na manhoos
BOY: acha kamini
GIRL: c

when santa's wife died, he was standing calm bt his wife's boyfrend was crying loudly. santa came to him not 2 worry, he will marry another woman. 03139906454

kaha hai jani

BOY: uit acha pehna ha .
Girl: Thanks
Boy: LIpstik bi achi lagie ha.
Girl: Thanks
Boy:ye drees acha laga rhaa ha.
Girl: Thanks u "BHIA JAAN"
BOY: Changi fer vi nei lag di paye.

Ap ki kahni hamri zubani
Ap k pas ak demag ha wo chalta nehi ye alag bt ha,
Ap smart ha koi manta nehi ye alag bt ha,
Ap sharif bi ha pr lagte nehi ye alag bt ha,
Ap k pas mobile bi ha pr cal nehi karte ye alag bt ha,
logo me kafi ezet ha a

1 admi ne 1 qabr dekhi jo chand ki trha chamk rhi thi. us me itna noor tha 2sre din b us ne whi manzr dekha us ne ek buzrg se poucha ye kya raz hy
buzrg ne frmaya ye wo shakhs tha jo jum-e-raat or jume ko aksar is nmbr pe 50 ka easy load krwata tha.

ik patan

teacher tell me the names of 10 chemical elements

student@@::::::
oxygen
chlorine
florine
noreen
ambreen
samreen
nasreen
afreen
parveen
nazmeen