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MACHHAR NE AAPKO KAT LIYA YE USKA JUNOON THA, AAPN
January 26th, 2009 
MACHHAR NE AAPKO KAT LIYA YE USKA JUNOON THA, AAPNE KHUJA LIYA ISME AAPKA SUKOON THA, CHAH KAR BHI AAPNE USE NAHI MARA, KYUNKI USKI RAGO MEIN BHI AAP HI KA KHOON THA
Wife: Main tumhari yaad mein 15 din mein hi aadhi
Wife: Main tumhari yaad mein 15 din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hun, mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho?
Husband: 15 din aur ruk jao…
If U have the talent & U have the skill,and U
If U have the talent & U have the skill,and U want to do something for others then do not waste your time & join "LUCKY IRANI CIRCUS"
Ek tha raja.Ek thi rani
Ek tha raja.Ek thi rani
dono mar gae.Khatam kahani
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neechay kya laash dhoond rahe hain.Bataya na k kahani khatam
Hawa main baytaab urr rahay thay Ghalib
Hawa main baytaab urr rahay thay Ghalib
Hawa me betab ur rahe thay Ghalib
Oh!Phir kya hua
Hona kya tha "Hawa ruk gai aur gir gae Ghalib"
Sardar:When I sleep monkeys play football in my dr
Sardar:When I sleep monkeys play football in my dreams
Doctor:No problem.Just take this medicine before sleeping
Sardar:Kal say meicine khaaon ga.Aaj raat to FINAL he
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Oh leave it.Aap par fit hi nahi ho raha
It cat is cat the cat easiest cat way cat to cat k
It cat is cat the cat easiest cat way cat to cat keep cat an cat stupid cat busy cat.
Now read the above lines without cat.
What is the best punishment 4 a girl? Give her new
What is the best punishment 4 a girl? Give her new dress, matching jewellry and nice cosmetics. And then Lock her in a room Without a Mirror.!