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February 3rd, 2009 
MAMU :Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?
GIRL :Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada?
Khobsurat phoolon ki tasveer saja rakhi thi Beech
Khobsurat phoolon ki tasveer saja rakhi thi Beech mien eik ladki ki tasveer laga rakhi thi Mujhe pata tha woh ladki nikle gi bewafa Isss liyeh mien ne eik aur ladki phasaa rakhi thi
TEACHER :STUDENTS SE (I MISS U) IS KA KIA MATLAB H
TEACHER :STUDENTS SE (I MISS U) IS KA KIA MATLAB HAI
PATHAN:JALDI SE (MAIN TUMHARI MISS HOON)
Biy 2 Girl:
Biy 2 Girl:
Tumhari Beauty ka raaz kya hai?
Girl:
LUX
Boy:
Meri Kamzori ka raaz bhi
Yehi hai
Eik aadmi Hajaam ki dukaan par gaya aur kehnay lag
Eik aadmi Hajaam ki dukaan par gaya aur kehnay laga Aap ne kabhi gadhay ki hajamat ki hai? .Hajaam -ji nahin,aaj pehla itfaq hai aaiye tashreef rakhiye.
Sardar U.S.A se Apni MAA ko fone Krta hy:Sardar-MA
Sardar U.S.A se Apni MAA ko fone Krta hy:Sardar-MAA Mainu AIDS ho giaMaa-Putt wapas na ayinai te kam kharab ho jaoSardar-Maa O kidan?Maa-jiden tu ithay aa gea1.Tri ghr wali nu Aids ho jao2.Tri ghr wali tu tery veer nu3.Tere veer tu nokrani nu4.Nokarani tu
Agar log aap ko kaheU R MAD(koi bat nahi)U R IDIOT
Agar log aap ko kaheU R MAD(koi bat nahi)U R IDIOT(chup raho)U R FOOL(just smile)But agar kaheU R BEAUTIFUL(thappar marna) k mazak ki bhi had hoti hai.
KHABARDAR!"MOHABAT"sehat k liye muzir ha
KHABARDAR!"MOHABAT"sehat k liye muzir ha. Tabiat zyada kharab ho to (SHADI) kijiye.Tamam sms "WALDAIN" ki pohanch se dor rakhye"VIZART-E-ISHQ" Hakomat-e-dil.
Plz Fill in blanks soon with"Haan" or&qu
Plz Fill in blanks soon with"Haan" or"Nahi"1: ____ me insan nahi hon.2: ____ me he chor hon.3: ____ mera koi elaaj nahi.4:______me he pagal hon.