Funny SMS

ye aik sacha waqiha ha USA main aik admi ne khawab main ye number dekha 03335460977 aur sab ko bataya aik admi is per 100Rs ka balanc karwaya to wo USA ka sadar ban gia aur aik admi ne ise jhot samjha to arboon logoon ne usye live TV per aik a

aik sardar jee apna saman pack kar k Jeo news k office gay or boly wo baji kahan hain jo news k bad kehti hain k :humare sath rahye:

hello how are u today

Doubt that the stars are fire,
doubt that the sun doth move,
doubt truth to be a liar,
but never doubt I love.

whenever u feel sadness in your HEART,
blackness in your EYES,
paleness on your FACE,
fragrance in your it shows u are suffering lack of vitamin "ME".

1 phtan ne 1 sardar ko juta mara,
sardar:tum ne ye juta ghuse se mara ya mazaq se?
phtan: Guse se.
Sardar:Acha hai warna me aisa mazaq bardasht nai karta:

sir cllas main aye un ki pent ki zip kholi dekh k larhkian hasne lagee ##$#sir ghose se bholey ziyada khi khi ki tu baheir nikal kar kharha kar doon ga## *** 03335460977

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nw qomi tarana
zrdari ki zameen shad bad
bijli aye 8 gante k baad
tu nishan-e-corruption aali shan
arz-e-zrdaristan
shad bad sindh rahe abad
zardari ki zameen ka nizam
atay gas bijli ka bohran
qom mulk sub ghark
nawaz, waqeel pa

think
y u r
so sweet
so intelligent
so innocent
so lucky

ab hum se dosti ki ha itna tu faida hoga na