Funny SMS

Bata Maha say
amije ab abo say ku sotoo ho
mah
kab soti ho sharam karo

Fair & lovely ke ad ma face dikhaya
Ponds ke ad ma hath dikhaya
Pentene ke ad ma baal dikhaye
Phir always ke ad ma cheating kyun?

Child:papa aunty ka pait kion phola hai?
Father:tujhey sub pata hai!
Child: nahin pata promise!
Father: in k pait main pani bhara hay
CHILD:Oh No! Bacha to doob jaye ga!

Ye Sookha Ander Jata Hai,
aur,Gila Bahir Ata Hai,
Phele Chota Hota Hai,
Phir Ye Mota Hota Hai,
Jab Ye Ander Rehta Hai,
To Ye Red Kar Deta Hai,
Thori Dair Helane Ke Bad Jab Esai Bahir Nekalo,
To Apne Kam Dikha Kar Ye,
Bejan Sa Bahir

Aik pathan apna rishta daikhny gaya.Ghr walon ne kaha dono ko akaila chor do.
Pathan:Baji ap kitnay behen bhai ho?
Girl(Gussay say):Pehlay 3 thay ab ap ko mila k 4 hain.:-)

mehsi

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What is the best punishment 4 a girl? Give her new dress, matching jewellry and nice cosmetics. And then Lock her in a room Without a Mirror.!

Sardar: 1 dukan par ciggrate hai
dukanwala: nahi , next day
sardar: ciggrate hai
dukanwala: nahi baba. next day
Sardar: Ciggrate hai.
dukanwala: agar tum nay ab ciggrate ka pocha too main hathorrey say tumara sar phorr dun gaa. next day