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Pathan k ghar mehaman ay us ki bivi
February 10th, 2009 
Pathan k ghar mehaman ay us ki bivi
ne kaha jao mehmanu k liy kuch ly k ao
pathan bahir gya aur
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RIKSHA ly aya.
Ek sardar Nanga aur ulta soya tha,
Ek sardar Nanga aur ulta soya tha,
Ek admi aa k sardar k hips pr Tabla
bajane laga. Jab bajana band kya to
sardar seedha hua aur bola;Lay hun BANSURI waja.
Teacher: zinda rehne k liye kya zarori hai? . Stud
Teacher: zinda rehne k liye kya zarori hai? . Student: Zinda rehne k liye teri kasam, ik mulaqat zarori hai sanam…..:-D
A Teacher asked pathan "if u dial 51 then wha
A Teacher asked pathan "if u dial 51 then what will happen.?" .. . . Pathan: "Police Jeep Will Come, in Reverse Gear..
ek TERRORIST ne 1 BURIYA k pass BOMB rakh dia,
ek TERRORIST ne 1 BURIYA k pass BOMB rakh dia,
sab log CHILAYE
BURIYA BOMB
BURIYA BOMB
wo SHARMA ker boli,
WO TO MAIN JAWANI MAIN THI…
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THREE fastest ways of COMMUNICATION..
THREE fastest ways of COMMUNICATION..
1) TELE PHONE
2) TELE VISION
3) TELL A WOMAN
NEEDS still FASTER?
?
?
?
TELL HER "NOT TO TELL ANYONE"
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an elephant meets an ant
an elephant meets an ant
ant:tumhari uer katni hai?
elephant:5 saal.
ant:5 saal auritnnay baray.
elephant:main needo jo peeta hu.
elephant: tumhari umar katni hai?
ant:30 saal.
elephant : 30 saal aur itni choti..
ant:i use lux, m
"Is Nazm ka Unwan Hai"
"Is Nazm ka Unwan Hai"
"M00T DE, GALI SUNSAN HAI"
Tabiyat mai ajeeb 1 uljhan hy
Mushkil mai teri ye jan hy
samjh k tu ek insaan hy
"M00T DE, GALI SUNSAN HAI"
1 katra b na chorna
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