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An engaged woman is always more agreeable than a d
February 12th, 2009 
An engaged woman is always more agreeable than a disengaged.
She is satisfied with herself. Her cares are over,
and she feels that she may exert all her powers of pleasing without
suspicion. All is safe with a lady engaged; no harm can be done.
Whenever you see an old lady slip and fall on a we
Whenever you see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk,
your first instinct is to laugh. But why you don't think,
if you were an ant, and she fell on you.
Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny…
soldier_haroon@y…
The good and beautiful lady should not be model,
The good and beautiful lady should not be model,
and she doesn't need any fashion because that is not
better than God gifted beauty which you have…
Ye dil to kisi or ki amanat hy dilber
Ye dil to kisi or ki amanat hy dilber
Tere liye aik gyrda bacha rakha hy
To bewafa ho b jay to koi gham nai
Ham ne chakkar kahin or b chala rakha hay
Rashid 0300-7806746
Rashid 0300-7806746
"Aqwaal_e_zareen"
Kabhi yeh mat socho k tumhari Girl Friend ne tumhe kitna romantic msg bheja hay….
Hamesha yeh socho k usay kisne bheja hoga….
Tu ne barson ki dosti ko 15 minute mei bhula dala
Tu ne barson ki dosti ko 15 minute mei bhula dala faraz…
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lagta hai ke tu ne bhi Ghajni dekh Li.
jahaz ke ticket ke paisy nahi tu kya huwa
jahaz ke ticket ke paisy nahi tu kya huwa
faraz. . ,
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Aa ja mai hawaon pe utha ke le chalon tu hi tu mera dost hai.
{in a bus}
{in a bus}
boy(to girl):mai tum se mohabbat karta ho.
girl:sabit karo.
boy(to other passengers):(loudly) kia karoooo.
condector:(so loudly) EAZY LOOOOUD KAROOOO.
from skykisser2008@gmail.com
Aeroplane aa raha hai dekho..
Aeroplane aa raha hai dekho..
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