Funny SMS
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pathan: oye hamara bachi tum ham ko abba kiyo nahi
February 16th, 2009 
pathan: oye hamara bachi tum ham ko abba kiyo nahi kehta daddy kiyo kehta?
daughter: daddy abba kehny se lipstic kharab hoti he,
pathan: to jao aur lagao hamar beti ham ko abhi abba bola ham khush hua….
khan sab ap ka faovurite color konsa he?
khan sab ap ka faovurite color konsa he?
pathan: Black,
man: wo kiyo?
pathan: yara samjha karo contrast hy
ek pathan PCO operator ki dhulai ki,
ek pathan PCO operator ki dhulai ki,
logon ne poocha khan sab kiya hua?
pathan bola ham bola hamar bap ko phone mila,
kehta he number do asy nahi milega,
khana khrab jasy free me cal kar raha he….
Interviewer: Why did you change your last job? Sar
Interviewer: Why did you change your last job? Sardar: Because the company shifted and didn't tell me where!
Yestrdy in my room all my books were singing a son
Yestrdy in my room all my books were singing a song. Guess which song?
Guess! . . . . . . . . . . .
O Zara Zara Touch Me Touch me Touch Me,
beth kar mehbooba ki zulfon k saye main aisa josh
beth kar mehbooba ki zulfon k saye main aisa josh Aaya.
WAH WAH
phir……?
biwi nay dekh liya aur ICU main hosh aaya:)
Teacher: "Agar apna caracter acha krna chahta
Teacher: "Agar apna caracter acha krna chahtay ho to apni hr teacher ko Maa smjho."
Student: "Par Miss! is se hmaray Papa ka caracter khrab ho jae ga
Turn the bright day into darknes oh dear Touch my
Turn the bright day into darknes oh dear Touch my youth from anywhere Samjh i ?
Nai?
Lo smjho
Pa de chitay din mahiya hnair vay Jitho mrzi jwani no Chair vay