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Santa goes to a petrol pump sees a board, "Do
February 20th, 2009 
Santa goes to a petrol pump sees a board, "Don't use Mobile here, he picks his Mobile phone, calls everyone from his phone & says DON'T CALL ME NOW."
messages se sab se ziyada allergie kis ko hoti he?
messages se sab se ziyada allergie kis ko hoti he?
dil ke mariz ko?
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zehni mariz ko?
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ya kidney ke mariz ko?
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bilkul nahi sirf PATHAN ko taklif hoti he….
wo konsi cheez he jo pathan ke pas dekh kar ap hai
wo konsi cheez he jo pathan ke pas dekh kar ap hairat se pagal ho jayengy?
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dolat?
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shuhrat?
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ary nahi yar AQAL yehi to bechary ke pas nahi…..
5 cheezen hairat me dalti hen,
5 cheezen hairat me dalti hen,
pathan ke pas aqal,
baloch ke pas education,
sindhi ke pas mehnat,
muhajir ke pas respect,
punjabi ke pas wafadari…
har sapna khushi pane se poora nahi hota , koi kis
har sapna khushi pane se poora nahi hota , koi kisi k bina adhoora nahi hota , jo chand roshan karta hay raat bhar sab ko , har raat wo bhi to poora nahi hota **AAMIR**
Jhoota peenay sey Mohabbat barhte hai faraz . . .
Jhoota peenay sey Mohabbat barhte hai faraz . . . Yeh keh keh k Woh Kameena Meri Sari Pepsi pee gaye
Aik Sardar PCO per gaya, Aur Operator ko 2 Zordaar
Aik Sardar PCO per gaya, Aur Operator ko 2 Zordaar thappar lagaye, Guess why? Bcoz PCO k bahar likha tha k number milanay se pehle 2 lagana mat bholen.:-)
Mai to yunhe kamez utar kr soya howa tha Faraz! .
Mai to yunhe kamez utar kr soya howa tha Faraz! . . . . . Na jane kon Ghajini dekh kr mere seene pe galiyan likh gaya!..