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February 22nd, 2009 
Soldier:Sir,we are surrounded by enemy.
Soldier:Sir,we are surrounded by enemy.
Major:EXCELLENT We can now attack in any direction;>
It cat is cat the cat easiest cat way cat to cat k
It cat is cat the cat easiest cat way cat to cat keep cat an cat stupid cat busy cat.
Now read the above lines without CAT.
If you have the talent and u have the skill,and u
If you have the talent and u have the skill,and u want to do something for others then do not waste your time and join LUCKY IRANI CIRCUS.
Sardar: Yar yeh jore kahan bante hen?
Sardar: Yar yeh jore kahan bante hen?
Dost: Aasman pr
Sardar: Abe shit yar
Dost: Kya hua?
Sardar: Me tou darzi ko de aaya…
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot,
and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?????
a sardar in a plane feels vomitin & ask 4 a vo
a sardar in a plane feels vomitin & ask 4 a vomit bag 2 air hostes she gave hm vomit bag
after sm time she comes back & c every body s vomitin except sardar g
she asksd sardar: sardar g in sb ko kia hua ha??
sardar g:ina logan nu mere vo
Which is the longest toilet in the world?
Which is the longest toilet in the world?
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Pakistan Railway Track
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.You can use it from Karachi to Khyber.
proud to be a Pakistani.
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