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1 Pakistani shehri ne 24 hours pani me sans rokay
February 24th, 2009 
1 Pakistani shehri ne 24 hours pani me sans rokay rehny ka record qaiem kia hay. Janazay ka aelaan baad me kia jaey ga..
Aik boy say kisi nay pocha: jawani aur burhapay ma
Aik boy say kisi nay pocha: jawani aur burhapay ma farq btao…?
boy replied: jawani me mobile me larkion k numbrz hotay han or burhapay me"
HAKEEMO k"
Pathan proposing a girl…hi darling kya mujse sha
Pathan proposing a girl…hi darling kya mujse shadi kro ge.
girl…tameez say baat kro
pathan. Aslam.o.Alaikum baji kya mujse shadi kro ge
If you have the talent and u have the skill and u
If you have the talent and u have the skill and u want to do something for others then please do not waste your time and join LUCKY IRANI CIRCUS
Khan sab duniya ki anmol kahani kon si hey?
Khan sab duniya ki anmol kahani kon si hey?
Pathan: hamara beti university ke exam men top kar key psychologist banega..
agar Pathan se koi kahey ABC kahey ga kiya keh rah
agar Pathan se koi kahey ABC kahey ga kiya keh raha he tum log?
agar koi kahey ten twenty thirty tu phir kahey ga hamara kitna banta hey?
Aik lal biag waiter say.
Aik lal biag waiter say.
Aik malai macher makhe dal kar,
Aik plate Balgum,
Aik nak fry,
Aik glass ulti shak jaldi lay aao mujhay pakhana kernay jana hai aur ha hath dhokar need & clean.
teacher: lala tum ghar par note likh ke aana.
teacher: lala tum ghar par note likh ke aana.
Pathan: sir hamara ghar chalo poora ghar ka deewar par note likha he…