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February 25th, 2009 
hum gaye thay aap k liay aasmaa
hum gaye thay aap k liay aasmaa
sey chand aur sitare torrnay……..
lekin
wahan pohanch kar yaad aya….
o shit!!!!
SHAAPAR tou ghar bh
Aik shair mulahiza farmaiye..
Aik shair mulahiza farmaiye..
Agar Mulk pe cha jain TALIBAAN..
Wah wah
Agar Mulk pe cha jain TALIBAAN..
To kesi lage gi BURQAy main SHERI REHMAN?
achy logo hansty rehna,achi baten kehty rehna.
achy logo hansty rehna,achi baten kehty rehna.
jeewan khushboo karty rehna,gulshan gulshan khilty rehna.
har so jal thal karty rehna,badal ban kar chalty rehna.
sab ko khushiyan dete rehna,aty jaty milty rehna.
Teacher: Beta, tum baray ho ya tumhare Papa? Beta:
Teacher: Beta, tum baray ho ya tumhare Papa? Beta: Main. Teacher: Kaise? Beta: Main ne 'Mummy ka Doodh' peena chhor diya, lekin Papa abhi bhi peetay hain.
Boy & girl playing Ludo. BoY:Agr 1,2,3,4,5 aya
Boy & girl playing Ludo. BoY:Agr 1,2,3,4,5 aya to I'll kiss U Girl:Wat?acha or agr 6 aya to? Boy:Kabi Ludo nai kheli kya? 6 aya to dubara Meri bari….
Mathematical Joke, (13) (13) (13)=? Socho,Socho Pe
Mathematical Joke, (13) (13) (13)=? Socho,Socho Pehly Socho? Nahin Araha? Paka, Jawab Ha,SUROOR! Tera(13)Tera(13) Tera(13)= SURoor
Yeh pyar b na ajab shay hai Maa sy ho to ibadat Ba
Yeh pyar b na ajab shay hai Maa sy ho to ibadat Bap sy ho to muqaddas Bhai say ho to aaqidat Behan say ho to farz B v say ho to. Chunnu munnu guddu pappu
Profesor: Tum 20 saal ki Larki se shadi kro ge ya
Profesor: Tum 20 saal ki Larki se shadi kro ge ya apne se 20 saal bari se? Student: Sir! Depend karta hai ke kon zayada Khoobsurat hai. Aapki Beti ya apki Biwi